I can't wait to read the headline that he's dead twice because I won't believe it the first time.

tequila is amazing let's get this party started

Paul is dead, I miss him i miss him.

I can't wait until these guys get on a real cable network and these updates are just tossed into commercial breaks.

Clorox unveils new energy bleach.

I'll never forget the day John had been dead for exactly 30 years and then Paul didn't die.

I'll always remember where I was when I didn't hear the news, because I left this comment, so if I ever look back at my post history I'll be all "oh that's right, I was leaving this comment."

But... Paul is already dead. It's Billy Spears who would be dying.

turn me on dead man

If you need 'a little help from your friends' I work at an arsenic plant! Quick and painless, Paul!

they sure can do dark.

This is just so wrong.