Don't blame god, it was pizza.

Could be Anytown, USA at this point.

My guess is Iowa by the accents... You know, because I learned how to tell the difference by watching the movie Whiteboyz.

Unfortunately these specimens are in the food court of LSU. From what I hear, the kooky girl has pulled similar tantrums on campus a couple of times before.

We Iowans don't really have a typical regional accent, at least by US standards of "accent" (southern, panhandle, new england). It's why quite a few of the nation's call centers are here, as well as Nebraska.

I would've preferred "Gimme some pizza" by the Olson Twins personally!

You can't seriously make that argument when there is Little Caesar's out there.

And Domino's?

Little Caesar's doesn't make pizza. They make cheese bread. Yes, some of that cheese bread is large, circular, and has toppings, but that still doesn't make it pizza.

False. Sounds like you've never had Pizza Company pizza.

Don't forget pizza with a methadone clinic next door.

Papa John's has a secret. If you ask for a thin crust pizza instead of their usual pile of fat, you actually get something pretty good, especially for a fast food chain. That might just be my local store, though.

They don't appear to like making the thin crust and never give you the option, so you have to know to ask. Also you have to be a breast man.

In the grand scheme of things, yeah, Little Caesars sucks. In the genre of "5 bucks for a large pizza, 8 bucks for a large pizza, crazy bread and a large bottle of soda", it's hard to hate on the chain. It's like saying Top Ramin sucks. No shit Top Ramin sucks, but it's tasty as fuck when you're dead broke.

Five for giving the bitch her phone back.

How has Pizza Hut not been brought up?

That's some quality commenting, right there.

You have to control the chin of any James to make him understand your commands, it's an evolutionary thing.

because the customer is always right. even if they are so totally stupid and wrong.