Cable companies deserve this and far far worse.

Millions of years of survival and evolution have brought this man to this point. Only in America.
-1 star for being completely sad.
4 stars because I have never heard more "cocksuckin' fuckins" and "by the Jesuses" in my life.

"Fuck all" kind of gives it away as Canadian.

One time I called my cable company and they told me that my wait in line had been so long because one of their customers had been on the phone with them insisting Satan was calling her on the phone and telling her to kill her children.

I hope they were just fucking with me.

woah, this is old.
my parents had it on a cassette tape way before the internets existed.

Saul Tigh wants his FRAKKIN' CABLE!!!

This needs to be reimagined by Plinkett.

SOMEONE HELP ME I'M STARTING TO HAVE ORIGINAL THOUGHTS AND IDEA I NEED MY TV LAND RERUNS

You baaahsterds

Billy Bicks sounds more upset than usual.

Halfway through he realy levels up

For the ending.

"Dogans"?!