Somewhere Carly is hooked up to an alien breeding machine, and God still laughs.

If black-haired-guy-who-isn't-the-brown-haired-guy-who-isn't-Steve-Do ocy was a lawyer he'd be thrown out of court for leading the witness. He's not even asking questions, he's just prompting the story.

I wonder if he cut it off due to the concluding line: "I've found that the depictions of angels differ, but they all match varying depictions in media and literature."

"How about the angel that was packing?"

"Well, a lot of Mexicans had begun moving into his neighborhood and he just didn't feel safe anymore. He has a right to defend his home and property. That's what he told my daughter before he shot her, thus blessing her with death."

Angels Everywhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXGjemM_K84

Maybe one of the angels could have used their infinite mercy and power to save an 18-year old from dying? No? Alright then.

Is the word 'Doctor' losing all meaning in the US?

Yes, my daughter, who was on a laundry list of medications, was moments from death, and who had a maturity level where she thought an airhorn was a good time told me she saw angels, and I believe her.

I propose "why common sense hates us" as a tag.

Oh god, that's my local megachurch pastor.