I'll post this before one of our smug ass EuroPEEan POETVers does it.
"Typical illiterate Americans, because we Eurofags are so sophisticated and intelligent. Our children love getting books for Christmas."
I loved books and toys, but obviously preferred toys on Christmas. The main difference is I would have never said anything. And I never did all of the times I opened socks or pajamas or whatever.
I agree for the most part, but my mom would have beat the shit out of me for acting like that about it. Also, what does he say? "This is POO!"? I like that part.