Wait, this is all I have to do to get a lizard to have sex with me? Sweet.

Man fuck Tokays..awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

So the Tokay is named after the sound of its mating call? This suddenly puts Pokemon in a whole new light.

I had one. They are made of equal parts cute and searing hate.

They'll do not let go when they bite so you have to gingerly pry them off with something.

Is he saying "Batman"?

"Tokay?"
"S' alright."

salright

looks really poisonous...