I'm working on a translation of "Das Kapital" into assembly language.

Where's the part where it looks at cat videos on youtube all day?

confusing us by thinking it's looking with its ears
why buy this thing when Mexicans and Malaysian kids are still so damn cheap?

That's the same face they'll make as they squeeze our brains out of our heads like orange juice.

Doesn't really look useful beyond the joy of having a dissatisfied worker simulacrum.