Oh wow.

Terrifying farm equipment week.

I am trying to decide if it would be safer on the inside of that machine, or the outside.

I'm thinking outside, at least 5 km's away.

THE SOUND.

Don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen

Oh well that hedge looks just beautiful now. Thank god we got that machine that does such detailed work, and think of all the money we saved by not doing it with our hands.

At first I thought how cool a job it would be to operate that thing.
Then I thought about what those blades would do to a person.
Then I thought about how some of those minesweeper Sherman tanks in WW2 that had the spinning chains on them. They often used these to promote a faster surrender from stubborn German dudes.
Then I thought that it sounded like a cartoon automobile.

Man...

This is covered under the 2nd amendment.

When the zombies attack....

Crushinator.

Please note the smoking, burnt-out village in the background. That thing is just just working its way up the Country Road of Death.

Oh yeah, that bit of nowhere was totally unacceptable.

This is a country club where you pay your fucking dues.

Luckily little Jimmy wasn't hiding in his favorite spot that day.

I didn't realize which way the blades were oriented before they started spinning, and I assumed the machine was just going to trim the very top of the hedgerow.

Then the insanity began.

Bagger 125?

Totally awesomely badassetry in that clip.

I want the next killdozer to use this.