It starts with his wife manipulating him into mormonism by threatening not to marry him and moves to her threatening to leave him if he doesn't go insane and get a show on Fox News.

hard-livin, hard-talkin, hard-cryin Glenn

I really don't think using this crybaby fearmonger will help the Mormon church become widely accepted. But, who knows? Maybe the nutjobs that watch his show will fit right in.

The second the flowing script font popped up, I had enough.

Glenn Beck is the Goldline(tm) standard in Evil.

Anyone else read that as "Moronism?"

We want you to just talk about you for a long period of time. You know, romanticize the life you've moved past and talk up how great your life is now. Do you think you could do that?

Mormonism is just Kabbalah for conservatives.

Up until around 4:30, that is the most normal i've ever seen him. Just an average guy talking about finding religion and fair enough. Then all the fake crying shit happens and ruins it all. Gosh that man is a wanker.