When I used to go to church, the sermons would last like 15-20 minutes, tops.
Well I suppose if Plinkett can have 90 minute Star Wars reviews then Venomfangx can have his 41 minute videos about Say-tan. NOT watching this all the way through, though.
Why is Lucifer the bad guy? Because he didn't like how God was doing shit and was smart enough to voice it? Doesn't that make Satan the more intelligent of the angels? That also means God is a totalitarian prick.
And what exactly does Satan do? God seems to do all of the bad shit in the bible and create arbitrary rules and shit. Satan just tries to lure people from God. But God has control over this. He didn't have to create life but did just to send people to Hell. If everything is part of God's plan, why any of this? God is a massive troll.
I just went to the video's Youtube page and... holy smokes! Negative comments! I'm not sure how long they'll stay up, but it's rare to see that feedback on a VenomFangX video. He usually pounces on negative replies like an obsessive narcissist.
He claims that it's part of the "new" him to allow negative rating and comments. I give it about 2 weeks or so before he's back to the old Venomfang X classics.
After fast forwarding, be sure to watch the last two minutes, imagining you're backing away from this guy at a party, veeery sloooowly. It mimics the experience perfectly!
I love the fact that the two links at the bottom include both "thewaythetruth" and "VenomFangX" - the concept that there are conservative Christian videos from someone with such an embarrassingly edgy name fills me with joy.
It makes me wonder if we'll eventually find Talmudic discourses authored by MaxXximuM Karnag3.
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