Comic genius or cuddly, bumbling psycho?

I wonder how he figured out #9.

This guy is a comedy gold mine. His love for Selena Gomez motivated him to put his phone number up online so she could call him, so my friend and I tried to by impersonating her and her assistant, to find out that it was already done and he had made a ranting video about how Selena Gomez should actually talk to him rather than through an assistant. This guy is delightfully crazy and he is also running for president.

NUMBEEEEEER 11: Women are smaller than men which makes it much easier to shove their limbs in a fridge.
NUMBEEEEEER 12: The younger the girl, the longer the lifespan of their ankles when considering sawing their feet off, freezing them and dressing them up in different shoes and then jacking off to them before they go bad.

Thank ya

The fact the audio comes only from the left speaker adds some element to his videos....

I wondered this too. Eventually curiosity got the better of me, and I started "experimenting." Long story short, because it's awesome!

This man sure knows a lot of things about women. His eyebrows are enticing, so I'm not surprised.

"Number Five. All women have a set pattern. Figure it out, and a man can figure her out."

Um, like the ghosts in Pac-Man?