I'm giving this five because it's one of two great and really short moments in Joe Dirt. The other, is Will Farrel acting like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. But this wins. I would never fuck with Walken.
Brian Thompson played the Buffalo Bob character. He also played such great roles as Shao-Kan in Mortal Kombat Annihilation and "German's Other Friend" in the Three Amigos!