Without exaggeration, this is the saddest thing I have ever seen.

I'm not watching all of that. The first 5 minutes was filled with enough memes and people taking an internet joke this far to know the rest plunges into the heart of patheticness.

This panel should have been 1 minute of CWC yelling JULAY!

And then 14 minutes of total silence.

http://www.ohayocon.org/2011_Schedule_current.pdf

uh

betting they ALL put this on their resumes

Step 1: Find one of the few people in the world who is more pathetic than you are.
Step 2: Emulate him so thoroughly that you just about become him.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?

I'll eat my hat if anyone in this room can do ten consecutive push-ups.

Sweet Mother Mary. I was going to write something about how soul-crushingly awful this is, but then I noticed the girl in the hijab is apparently a guy?

What is happening? Why is this happening?

HEY, these people aren't fans!

This really needed more of the troll hunter who is actually very entertaining.

Chris-Chan's comics were the funniest thing about him. These pale, rat-like mutants stalk and harass a guy who is literally retarded, goading him into taking pictures of himself naked, fucking a doll on camera, and making him drink his own semen. If these people were physically present when they told him to do those things, they would have been arrested long ago.

Jesus Christ, I used to work for that convention.

If Chris-chan had happened ten years ago:

1.) His Tripod/Angelfire/Geocities page would have been submitted to PoE.

2.) PoE regulars would rip the piss out of him on the site's own forum.

3.) Chris discovers PoE forums by googling "CWC Sonichu"

EITHER 4a or 4b

4a.) Chris is man enough to take criticism, learns from his mistakes.

4b.) Piss-poisoned ratporn hate-cunt internet vengeance, CWC collapses in on himself in gigantic singularity of sad and lonely.

As an aging dork I am disgusted by the low caliber of today's young dorks.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WALKED 5 MILES IN A BLIZZARD TO MEET GENE RAY.

THIS GOES ON FOR ONE HOUR?

You would think being more pathetic than Chris will be an almost impossible stunt to pull. These guys are pure naturals.

In two years, trolling will become so commonplace that people this desperately lonely will have to resort to meta-trolling. They will put on a con where they pretend to be the people at this one.

Not too many of these guys but they sure make up for it with their dedication.

this makes me so fucking angry

How can these people make fun of anything? Like really?

It took lots and lots of alcohol to get me 8 minutes in. But now I'm angry because I think the emcee seriously does not know the story of Icarus and is only passing off his own ignorance as irony.