Why does everyone think they have this song down so well that they can fuck with it? JUST SING THE DAMN SONG! And while you're at it, memorize the lyrics, YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!
I like how narcissists can't figure out when it's not about them, even in cases where everybody knows it's clearly about something else. Something else like a time-honored patriotic pregame ritual or like an entire nation's history.