Tommy Wiseau's less successful cousin?

Also more handsome cousin.

I feel like this is the sort of speech he'd give to a woman he's chained up in his basement while disemboweling her.

Perhaps getting anatomy right in the first place should come before learning how it affects clothing.

I like the way he says BREEEASTS. Talking about the body part in this case BREAAAASTS will be accentuated.

He doesn't know how to draw a bra?