I still have a little trouble believing this is real - someone who calls people up to tell them they've been dumped sounds like the sort of profession the troubled protaganist of an overly quirky indie film might find himself stuck in until he meets a free-spirited girl and develops a relationship with her that leads to him questioning his life choices up to that point.
Occam's razor. Either the world is more fucked than people thought, or there is an elaborate conspiracy involving hundreds of Oscar-worthy actors to fake the whole entire internet for no gain.