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Oh my God that was great. There are no words to describe how awesome that was. Five stars.
Muppet Johnny is still going to hell because of pride. That's a ninth circle offense, Muppet Johnny.
I thought the 9th circle was for treason?
Pride was 5th circle or something. I dunno, its been a long time since Ive read The Inferno.
But it's the 9th Circle of the Muppet Hell, where Jim Henson jams his hand up your ass until you scream in pain.
No problem for a Muppet, really.
They don't take to your papist nonsense in Georgia. Johnny defended the Confederacy and started his own chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, a true hero to the white man with his place in Heaven guaranteed by the white man's God.
Johnny will go to hell.
Then he will kill The Devil and become the new Satan
I miss the Muppet show.
why is the devil dressed like uncle sam
Great Satan. Duh.
Star off because he said "son of a gun" instead of "son of a bitch."
I heard once that "son of a gun" was the original lyric and he just changed it to "bitch" to be edgy.
The person who told me that was my dad, but I dunno.
He's dressed like Apollo Creed, because he's a showman with a thousand nicknames.
Charlie Daniels -- Most Deranged Muppet Ever Fucking Ever.
I want a muppet version of Titties N Beer now.