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Why must they cut away when one guy finally has the other guy on the ground at his shocking mercy?

This is the best thing to happen to combat sports since extreme arm wrestling.

Gummi bears.

One day Dale's buddy asked him, "Dale, what are your two favorite things in the world?" fully expecting Dale to say titties and beer. When dale replied, "Boxing and tasers," the brightest bulb to have ever appeared in their presence shone bright above their heads.

Magic.

Is that all the batteries from the devices hitting the mat at :35?

This is already a sport at most political rallies, but the cops usually win.