There are ten female sonic characters?

I want to believe this is a joke but it seems so earnest.

"He knows how to handle the females."

I don't know what to think about this. I've never heard anyone say something like this.

huh i was wondering about that...

The sudden, unexpected appearance of an adult human woman less than thirty seconds into this video caught completely me completely off guard. Was that supposed to be some kind of in-joke for the people this video was aimed at?

TWO GORGEOUS ECHIDNAS


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Long-beakedEchidna.jpg

Archie Comics: Destroying American culture since 1936.

It is like an alien read about what makes female humans attractive and then recorded this video.

"She is attractive because she wears a dress."

"She has a really long ponytail."

I am utterly flabbergasted. Strange that of all the videos I've seen on this cesspit of evil, this should be the one to do it, but there you go. Poe's Law applies here.

Who wouldn't want to flirt with any male anytime anywhere?

Wow! It's like the poster's name perfectly replicates my reaction to this video!

You're damaged goods, Internet.

I FIND THESE SPECIFIC VIDEOGAME CHARACTER FEMALE UNITS TO BE OF SUFFICIENTLY PLEASING AESTHETIC QUALITY

So much sad.

This guy must be a doozy at all the school dances he forces himself to attend; all trying to aggressively distract himself from all the "females" he's intimidated by on the dance floor.

OK, fine, I just described me. Ok, fine I'm attracted to Amy Rose. Nothing wrong with that. Ok, fine, this video is me guys.

10. Pink Sonic

9. Butters From South Park

8. Bugs Bunny Fools Elmer Fudd by Dressing Like a Lady

7. Birds Do Not Have Vaginas

6. She is Named After the Mayan City of the Same Name

5. Hannah Montana 3: Koala-ty Time

4. Scowl Cat (She Scowls Because This is Serious)

3. We here at Archie Comics have a standing policy that only our least talented artists may draw Pink Knuckles.

2. When I was a kid my entire opinion of this character was "why is her head so gigantic?"

1. "I used to make fun games for children," said Yuji Naka, downing his third scotch of the night. "I used to make fun games for children..." He buried his face in his hands.

The bartender just shook his head. He'd heard this story before.

I had to vote this up from the title alone. Happy belated valentine's.

Gaming in the Clinton years guy, what happened to you?

Dammit.


Just dammit.

take my stars...and leave.

Pissst... pisssst……. PISSST!!! Oh hey. Sorry, I was busy making a snack and getting a glass of orange juice did I miss anything? To be honest I think the orange juice was a great call its just so refreshing.

God, I wish I could ever feel this sort of enthusiasm towards anything.

Horrifyingly awkward.

I want to fuck that bat

"Some of the things about her that are attractive are that she has a dress..."

This guy has a major hard-on for hydrocephalia

I cried a little watching this. No, I mean I really did. Hey buddy, you know what's hotter than a pyrokinetic cat, a swallow, two echkidnas(?), and a naked squirrel? Almost any living real human girl.

I waited too long to watch this.

Now I feel like I've been missing out on something... grand.

thanks, i had a boner to kill.

This wasn't that great to begin with, and Chris-chan's adaptation of the material makes the originals even worse.

This guy also sounds almost exactly like someone I play online games with.

TODAY IN POETV HISTORY!

Mmmmmm, hot squirrel hair...

omfg

Why did I not rate this before?

HOW IS THIS NOT IN THE ALL TIME FAVORITES.

All the comments.

I want to beam this video out across the universe just to see what sort of alien race receives it and destroys Earth just to end their own choking bewilderment over the content.

Some day, when I lay dying, and I'm surrounded by those who care about it, the last neurons in my head will fire off, and I'll say "The size of an average human mother".

These will be my last words.