He ends up massacring 15 cigarette-smoking old ladies by accident.

A fruit machine killed his family.

1:10-1:18
The guy nodding his head in casual approval

the 80's action formula - in a action

But... the Punisher doesn't have Elvis hair!

Did they seriously put a grenade launcher on an M-60 machine gun? Why not just slap one on the bottom of a bazooka or some colt pistols while you're at it.

Between this and Showdown in Little Tokyo, Dolph was killing more Japs than your grandpa.

I can't give you my license officer because you are headcrab zombie

Okay, but hurry up and release the Frankencastle* arc in movie form.

* - At one point Wolverine's bisexual half-Japanese son kills the Punisher by chopping him into bits, but his remains are delivered to Morbius the Living Vampire, who sews them back together and gives him new life. Then the Punisher fights crime as the inhuman undead powerhouse FRANKENCASTLE.

Still better than Warzone.