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I want you to play with my dingaling, my dingaling. Dingaling fireman, with built-in pumper action!
5 for shoeshine and spymaster dickcam.
We all laughed at the name. We were wrong. We were horribly... horribly wrong.
"But wait! Here comes the greatest Dingaling of them all! Presenting King Ding, mighty ruler of the Dingaling world!"
This act is over!
What a terrible name for such badass robotic toys. I would've collected all of these had I not been negative 15-20 at the time.
It's kind of a toss-up between Dingaling Shoe Shine and Dingaling Gofer for my stars. I'm going to have to give it to Shoe Shine, because it looks like he can double as Dingaling Ass-Wipe.
Dingleberry Ass-wipe.
I can't decide which is more unintentionally awesome, Dingaling Spy's CrotchCam, or Dingalings crawling up King Ding's ass to control him from within.
But wait, here comes the greatest dingaling of them all! (cut to shot of child screaming)