People are joining this thing? Oh, man. I thought it was just the dweebs we've seen up here before.

5:04, by the way. 5:04.

The correct term for a drama queen with a penis is a suicide king.

I can't understand 75% of the words coming out of his flippity-floppity butter face.

oh boy, this video supports audio transcription!

animal protein are not free

you can understand that I will not barton chloroform

the album of the wife-beater

What a Total Fucking Loser. So they issue those hats when you pay your dues?

It's amazing how much of his speech patterns are direct imitations of the low-rent Pentecostal preachers he's spent most of his life listening to.