I can't see how this could have been anything but a roaring success.

The 90s in 30 seconds.

Huh, I had spent this whole video thinking he was a ghost!

RAPN RAPN RAP RAT

Shoot-shoot-shoot it.

This ad's deceptive. Rats have small ears, mice have big ears.

Somebody put some pants on that fucking rat.

The worst part is you can't punch grandma in the face when she brings this as a gift.

Imagine stumbling home drunk from a bar one night, passing an alley, and seeing five or six people in the Rap Rat costume crawling in and out of a dumpster.

Imagine that they see you and give chase.

Imagine that no matter how fast you run, they're always right behind you.

RIGHT

BEHIND

YOU

It's VHS, it's A-OK! It'll make your dad disappointed in you!