GOD DAMMIT

i hate this kid

Why is this.

This is terrible. I hate this. I want to punch that kid in the face. Therefore: five stars. Right? Isn't that how this works? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

That's a KID?

Hee hee, yes! He's like a little hipster Rick Moranis! Five!

Fuck you, internet.

Is one of them a puppet?

And why is eraserhead wearing that god awful shirt?

Jesus how horrifying

So basically when I eat this gum I'm eating this kid.

Wow, what will those KER-AZY marketing guys come up with next? Youtube phenomenons ... and UNICORNS? I'm passing out.

This guy shows up in some bottled water ad with Jennifer Anniston which is just as shitty.

Well, now I know what drugs are like.

why the terrorists hate us tag please.

Blech.

Unwatchable.

Make money, you little weirdo.

This is a terrible video, and a weird idea...but if we put an obscene amount of money behind it, and give him a better camera, and make it a little shorter, we can polish it up enough to make it an advertisement!

They are killing memes at an exponential rate at this point.

I hate this so much.

Worst use of "Whip It" ever, and I've seen many in my day. Fucking Benjamin Buttons and their bullshit.

Also, this kid sucks dick at lip syncing. Learn the lyrics you goddamn little Gary Coleman wannabe sonuvabitch.

What the fuck has this got to do with gum?