OhYouMeanNancy - 2011-03-10
I just can't wait 'til that last tag is activated!
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Xenocide - 2011-03-10
Man, it sure sucks to have to live in a society of laws, huh.
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jangbones - 2011-03-10
Rand Paul is crazy. He lives in a fantasy world. Also, his public stance on some issues have changed 180 degrees in a year and a half.
There are four or five state in the union, tops, where Mr. Makebelieve here could have gotten elected and Kentucky is one of them.
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Smellvin - 2011-03-10 "Also, his public stance on some issues have changed 180 degrees in a year and a half."
Such as?
Also "workhorse of a toilet" is definitely a good phrase.
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jangbones - 2011-03-11 Slate or Salon wrote a great article about how the Tea Party totally warped Rand Paul...how he sold out his most fervent beliefs for party support...but damned if I can find it
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Mother_Puncher - 2011-03-10
If women can have abortions, I can have sex with a toilet.
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FABIO - 2011-03-10
Holy shit. What is it with incandescent bulbs? Every conservative relative I know just will not shut up about how the ban is some commie plot.
Something about how it's to favor China because they're the only place on Earth that can make them? Poor underdog GE just can't muster it?
What the fuck?
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Chalkdust - 2011-03-11 Conservatives hate florescent bulbs because the amount of energy they save translates to several billions of dollars in lost profits for the energy industry. My only source for this at the moment is part of a Rachel Maddow segment I can't find, but that's the long and short of it.
Plus, conservatives don't really give a shit about US jobs going overseas, that much should be clear at this point.
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Rudy - 2011-03-11
"Why can't you come here and try to convince me to conserve energy so I can ignore you in favor of owning a supertoilet? Is it because you want to kill babies?"
This man is a genius.
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spikestoyiu - 2011-03-11
The part that confuses me most about this, besides the declaration that abortions are a "consumer item/good", is how do they keep breaking toilets in the Paul household? Are they using triple-ply toilet paper? Are they shitting whole turkeys? I don't get it. I have a cheap, low-flow toilet and it's never broken on me.
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Robin Kestrel - 2011-03-12
All these crazy "rules" and "notions", like about who can call themselves a doctor and who can't... who needs em?
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Jet Bin Fever - 2011-03-12
I love his aides. They probably have access to this kind of goofy insanity all day.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-03-12
Bulbed!
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Johnny Madhouse - 2011-03-16
GOOD GOD
How can one man talk so much?
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Big Muddy - 2011-03-18
He has me so rattled, so very fucking affronted I can't even think of the feeling. Oh yes, alienation. The alienation of knowing this is what my state wants to represent so badly in the face of political redundancy on all fronts.
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Nominal - 2022-12-09
11 years and one Trump later, this remains the dumbest thing I've ever heard a Republican say.
Holy fuck, I also never realized this was from his official channel. He is PROUD of this! There are comments PRAISING him for this!
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