I got to the actual song and wanted to 5 star this just for him sulking around a green screen. Then he started with the fucking founding fathers worship and holy fuck I hate his parents.

Why does his piano sound like a violin?

This is definitely evil.

I hate this more than that friday song, and that's a fucking lot.

No amount of lighting effects or color modes used can mask the sheer quantity of white privilege captured in this video.

I love having the National Constitution Center in my city but every time I go, I can't help but get the feeling everyone around me is just some tea-party idiot who is missing the entire point.

I can imagine no universe in which he lives this down! This gives me a happy.

This kid is going to join the Coast Guard one day.

Why are these people constantly crying for America? America doesn't want your tears-- it wants you to not be an idiot and stop being your own worst enemy... Because taxing the rich does not equal socialism, and gay marriage is not going to make your uncle marry his dog.

"I'm not too young to understand"

Yes, yes you are.

Ok, I hate him too, but I could only take 24 seconds. You people have a higher pain tolerance than I do.

DELICIOUS TEARS! BRING ME MORE!

Cena, where are you to put all these idiots in line and explain the virtues of this video? I SUMMON THEE!!!!!

At first glance I thought this was the kid from the 73Q classic "My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay," but no, this one will never be anywhere near that cool.

Freedom IS free, that's why it's called "freedom", and why it's not "employment".

It's so tragic that we don't have global hegemony like we used to. Thanks kid.

Your dad loves you now! You won the prize!

I love seeing white males of privilege bitch about how bad things are.

Guys, quit making fun. This is serious. He has his serious face on.

at 2:37 my computer told me to go fuck myself and stopped it.

That's it: I'm having a kid just so they can beat this kid up.

I really didn't expect him to say his generation's out of LUCK...