I think she'd feel right at home at CSU Chico.

Is it just me, or does every college campus in the US have clones of this exact girl right down to the voice, clothing, and hairstyle?

She has a future in politics.

Soon to be on Tosh.0.

I also doubt she studies instead of sleeping with her professors. Slut!

I think she needs to meet Stephen Colbert's Asian character: Ching Chong Ding Dong.

I don't think you've ever had any sort of epiphany, honey. Except maybe when you first figured out that buffalo wings weren't made out of buffalo.

After listening to her entire rant, I believe the most effective way to respond is thus: Your shoulders are really broad and this makes you appear masculine and unattractive.

One of my pet peeves is using "Asian" as a code word for Chinese.

The chinaman is not the issue here girl, you are.

I hate it when people talking on their phones in the library. I sometimes get angry at people for phoning me in the library when they know I am there.

stupid chinese and their stupid tsunamiquake

RAP SHEET

Asians: Talk in the library

Americans: 2 million tons of bombs were dropped illegally on Laos during America’s “secret war” between 1964 and 1973. At least 30% failed to detonate, and decades later, up to 80 million cluster bomblets lie undetonated across the country, killing thousands of children every year and stymieing any chance of economic development.

Apparently UCLA is about to drop the hammer on her from traffic this morning.

The most racist thing I do is get up and move after a few minutes when large groups of Asians cluster by me in the computer labs. Different strokes for different folks, sure, but my GOD there is something about a huge crowd of people talking loudly to each other and one their cell phones in harsh Asian tones that makes it hard to think straight. I think the way Korean and Chinese in particularl sound is grating to me. I feel really guilty about that.

NO AGENTS.

So is your problem that they're talking on the phone in the library, or that they're Asian?

Oh man, wait until she meets black people.

This reached a new high (low) when she went into the "Ching chong bing bong" bit. And then bringing up the tsunami... stay classy lassie!

Asian parents don't let their children fend for themselves? Yes, because if there's one group known for coddling their children excessively, it's the Chinese.

As someone who is learning beginning Ching Chong, allow me to translate what that woman in the library was saying:

"Girl, you would not believe the stupid white bitch typing away and giving me stink eye right now. What the fuck is her problem."

Also, this is what happens when your pageant toddler grows up.

At least she has more words in her racist vocabulary than "ching chong". You've got yourselves a leader right there white America.

She is the quintessential Ugly American.