There's something to be said for going over a low bar perfectly annoyingly.
Also, jesus, if nothing else:
20 year old security guards, starting at 3:32 is worth 5.
"No one's above the law"
Minus 1 ghost star for harassing the poor college teacher. Plus infinity for harassing people at shitty places of business, and the food court patrons taking Sexy Sax Man's side.