I remember being a little kid and ritually turning this shit off on Saturday because it was total shit.

The song from this show somehow got stuck in my head last night. I don't know how you knew this and found this thing, but fuck you too buddy. Now it'll be in there forever.

I especially hate how they ruin "You may think that this is the end... well it is!" by continuing the music after "Well it is" thereby removing the jarring ending and the ENTIRE JOKE.

I was always mystified as to why other seemingly-reasonable 2nd graders liked the Berenstain Bears.

:y

0:59 sums up my feelings for this perfectly.

This show was always For Better or For Worse: Kids edition.

That place must smell awful given that the whole place is populated by carnivores that apparently don't close their mouths.

Berenstain en JUDEN! ACTUNG!

Obnoxious, bland and ineffectual. Christianity is the only reason garbage like this exists.

So what'd they call Brother before Sister was born?

Oh god, I'd forgotten about this. My cousin had a bunch of tapes of this and was superproud to show them off to me when I visited once. It blew my mind that those bear books had a TV show. I mean I liked more than my share of godawful shit as a kid, but it seemed a bit much, considering.

I once read a Berenstain Bear book where Sister Bear kicked a schoolyard bully's ass and the object lesson was "beat the shit out of your bullies." I swear the book even had comic book panels of her destroying the bully.

I mean this show was shit and the books were shit and everything about the Berenstain Bears was shit,but kudos to the Berenstain Fucking Bears of all things for taking a stand against zero-tolerance policies, I guess?