Six Million Dollar Man vs. Venus Death Probe

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Comment count is 18

Influence Device TIMR

- 2011-03-25

for some reason this is the only episode of six million dollar man I can actually remember, although I loved the show when I was a kid

six million stars, or five

Discordia

- 2011-03-25

I remember all the school yard discussions trying to figure out how Steve was gonna win against this bot. I mean he's made from titanium. What can be stronger then titanium?

But don't forgot all the episodes where he fights bigfoot.

Meatsack Jones

- 2011-03-25

"More powerful...than...Steve. My god."

Oktay

- 2011-03-25

I find it ironic that our only hope against the machine is a half man half machine type of creature.

Rudy

- 2011-03-26

IT WAS MADE FOR VENUS DUMBASS

Corpus Delectable

- 2011-03-25

He could beat it if it weren't for the tight-fitting bionic pants constricting his bionic thighs.

StanleyPain

- 2011-03-25

Maybe his mustache can defeat the Venus Death Probe.

duck&cover

- 2011-03-25

Wasn't there a "Knightrider" spinoff in which all the talking cars fought the Venus probe?

Caminante Nocturno - 2011-04-01

I hope so.

Tom Collins - 2011-03-26

Longest 30 second fight ever.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2011-03-26

It sounds like the Venus Death Probe's fan belt needs to be replaced.

Ursa_minor

- 2011-03-26

Oh man, even spanking it didn't slow it down!

Robin Kestrel

- 2011-03-26

Perhaps a *second* rock will do the trick...

MY SLACKS!!

Jet Bin Fever

- 2011-03-26

A Seven Million Dollar Man would've gotten it done in half the time, even with the slow-mo.

Bort

- 2011-03-26

Archimedes would have used a lever to flip the Venus Probe over. Even factoring in the construction of a time tunnel (plus buying Archimedes some slacks), it would have cost much less than six million dollars.

TeenerTot

- 2011-03-26

I would think that even on a rampage, a planetary probe would be compelled to stop every few feet and collect a soil sample.

ez - 2011-03-26

Oh it was going to collect a soil sample alright; right out of Steve Austin's ass.

I don't have a memory of this one either. The bigfoot ones stick out for me.

memedumpster

- 2011-03-26

Two warriors built by the lowest bidder face off in a fight to the alpha release.

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