Turns out we can have a pretty good idea what Kobain would be like if he made it to middle age anyways!

brought a tear to my eye...

So, why is he still doing cherry pie eating contests?

Just waiting on Poison's apology for Unskinny Bop

And that's the best song they ever did.

Hopefully this is the first in a long series of people apologizing for the 1980s.

I feel my generation has earned this much.

Seems more like a sherry guy.

I bet he feels realllllly sorry about all the money and women he got because of it too.

Ok fuck you, I'm sure you're little fishy-sad face goes away when you cash the fucking checks.

This is less an apology and more of a desperate pity plea.

Expecting a great future for the bright red drunk face tag.

I forgive but I am unable to forget.

At least you didn't burn hundreds of Rhode Islanders alive due to your shitty pyro displays. Chin up, Jani!

I fucking love this so much.

Lane later walked that one back..."They [VH1 producers] just caught me on a bad day. It was a bad moment — I was going through a divorce, my mom had just passed away, all this stuff was going on — and they sit me down in a chair and wanna start grilling me with questions, and I didn't wanna be there, so...You know, push that interview to the side, I'm happy as a clam to have written a song that is still being played and still dug by so many people. It's hard enough to write a song, let alone one that sticks around."

Fun fact: the song was written in 15 minutes on a pizza box. That pizza box is on display at the Hard Rock Cafe in Destin, FL.

I DO COCAINE!