I think the kink was Ray Davies, never was very good in steel factories

is time to go outside for cigarette

Light saber factory.

Whatever you do, be sure to get close to it

Also known as a Pittsburgh facial.

Man. Is it bad that I want to grab a handful of that hot steel and wave it around like a glowstick?

Safety!

RKO Space Radio Newsreels Presents:

NEWS FROM THE HOMEFRONT!

As our brave boys on the Martian front push back against the armies of the wily chinaman, back on Earth, our diligent factory workers are making sure they won't go into battle unarmed!

Here at the laser factory, piping-hot laser beams are manufactured, boxed, and shipped to the nearest base, where they are loaded into the laser pistols and death rays that our boys need to defend space democracy against the yellow scourge!

Uh oh! Looks like one of the lasers got a little eager for duty! Now the half-complete laser (known in the trade as a "wet noodle") has spilled all over the floor! Not to worry, the trained factory personnel know just what to do: take five and let the robots handle it!

This peppy little laser will be put back in the astro-oven to cook properly, and, once it reaches the government-approved level of stiffness, it's off to the battlefield! Make us proud, little guy!

Remember, folks: you can be a hometown hero, too! Buy space bonds today!

I really, really expected someone to walk up and try to light a cigarette off it.

Poland, not Russia.