A slingshot that shoots machetes

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Comment count is 18

MacGyver Style Bomb

- 2011-03-30

GM: Okay, you soon figure out that the collection of daggers are indeed magical. I'm guessing that you're going to try to sell-
Player: Forget that, I got an idea...

kingofthenothing

- 2011-03-31

choose the right skill proficiences and it's yours.

SolRo

- 2011-03-30

This video is not a slingshot nor does it shoot machetes

simon666

- 2011-03-31

Did you miss the part where the fat bald dude in the blue Esprit shirt say it was actually a machete crossbow? And yes that is a machete.

Old_Zircon

- 2011-03-31

SolRo - 2011-03-31

im just tired of that god damn phrase

charmlessman

- 2011-03-31

Yeah, the fact that it's not a slingshot totally made the fact that it shoots machetes not cool any more. Dunce.

NotW

- 2011-08-08

Fail/10 (to Sol)

Machete/10 (to the Video)

casualcollapse

- 2022-09-02

WRONG!

phalsebob

- 2011-03-31

Hhahaha. Now the Russians will have to replace all their tanks with thin wood veneer hulls. Good going fat bald guy!

Callamon

- 2011-03-31

'but anyway, that happened' would make a good tag. Also LOL that he thinks that jacket would do anything to protect him.

Mother_Puncher

- 2011-03-31

It would leave a hell of a bruise and might fuck up the coat but it will save him from having to go to the ER or plugging it up with trash. On many occassions, I've fucked up and hit my leg with my machete and had it not been for my jeans I'd cut up my shins and need stitches. Clothing is a decent barrier from edges that aren't razor-sharp

Callamon - 2011-03-31

A machete should be sharp. If you were using one and it was not needed then you probably did not need a machete in that situation.

I've seen machete's cut through jeans,two pairs of socks, and a boot.

godot - 2011-03-31

Machetes Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open

This is a bit less of a problem with bush machetes than with panga-style ones, which are a good deal heavier for chopping wood.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2011-03-31

He acknowledges that this is just a ploy to attract views on youtube. Well played sir.

sosage

- 2011-03-31

"Stick around"

Nyms Lives!

- 2011-03-31

It'd be a lot more entertaining at farther than a 2ft range. I'd love to see the flight trajectory over distance.

oddeye - 2011-03-31

It would almost certainly tumble through the air and most likely hit with the handle.

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