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simon666 - 2011-03-31

New Plastic Surgery Technique Makes 40-Year-Old Women Look Like Really-Weird-Looking 38-Year-Olds

03.06.06
TAMPA, FL—The American Association of Cosmetic and Plastic Surgeons announced Tuesday the approval of a groundbreaking new technique that will allow an otherwise normal 40-year-old woman to gain the appearance of an incredibly strange-looking waxen-faced woman two years her junior. "New understandings of dermal elasticity and tissue-ironing allow us to subtract dozens of months from a woman's apparent age while simultaneously turning her face into something bizarre and haunting," a press release from the AACPS read in part. "Now women can finally look like a grotesque simulacrum of the age they feel." The AACPS confirmed that its member surgeons would also continue their practice of making human breasts resemble chest-borne hazardous- chemical storage tanks.
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You can guess where this is from.


SolRo - 2011-03-31

Fox News?


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-03-31

My worst nightmares?


kingofthenothing - 2011-03-31

this is more true than you know. Don't ask how I know this. There are a lot of decent looking middle-aged broads in Tampa with low self-esteem, I'll put it that way.


SolRo - 2011-03-31

same thing


Tom Collins - 2011-03-31

that bazoomy old devotchka got too much cutter for 'er own good


Jet Bin Fever - 2011-04-02

ay, she payed some pretty polly for some bolshy malchick to take a britva to 'er gloopy glazz.


Robert DeNegro - 2011-03-31

Uh, hello!?! If I could read I wouldn't need poeTV.


jangbones - 2011-03-31

i couldn't link to the video directly...it's just a little down the page...ya whiner....


chumbucket - 2011-03-31

apparently there were too many words to scroll past to actually notice


Robert DeNegro - 2011-03-31

Damnit! If I only knew what these people were saying!


Robin Kestrel - 2011-03-31

In Paterson, that's just the way things go.


Buggerman - 2011-04-01

lumpy eyelids! The horror


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