He's warming his heart :)

You durn near ruined your father's good Nicorette shirt!

I enjoyed this way way way more than I thought I would.

Oh hell Rusty, that theres the last time yer gonna yankeerig that goddang squirtwater all over yer daddies best dress tanktop!

This kid's dad is a piece of shit, but he's got a good attitude about it.

There are few things funnier than an authority figure losing their cool. The Andy Griffith theme song in part 2 made for a nice juxtaposition.

Fuck this guys stupid, small dicked "father".

Apparently, that kid is "stewpid".

Not only is he an asshole but he appears to be a clean freak as well.

That man must have no fun in life.

I mean, it's a pretty great tradition. Next year he'll wear a raincoat all day.

That house is ruined. Once you get a little water on it, you might as well kiss it goodbye.

I love how subdued he is the third time around. He has accepted his fate.

A lot of assumptions being made about a guy we only see a few seconds of.

Gimme the goddang tape outta that goddang thing imma tar aeit up!

His wife (and the son's mother) died in childbirth on April 1st. This is usually filmed right after his annual visit to to her final resting place.