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Desc:Well screw this job.
Category:Pets & Animals
Tags:Snake, Cobra, nightmare fuel, Also his balls are huge
Submitted:Chizmurder
Date:04/06/11
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Comment count is 36
notascientist - 2011-04-06
Jesus, needs a "Nightmare Fuel" tag.

B_Ko - 2011-04-06
That is the snake pissing-offest dude ever.
Colonel Cowlung - 2011-04-06
What is the purpose of a cobra pit? Why does he have a cobra pit?
Toenails - 2011-04-06
Where else are you gonna keep a shit-ton of Cobras?

Some sort of "Cobra Loft"? That's just insane, sir. Why would you even think of such a thing?

kingarthur - 2011-04-07
A Cobra Condo?

fedex - 2011-04-07
Cobra Cottage!

Syd Midnight - 2011-04-07
So you want to be a henchman...

charmlessman - 2011-04-07
Cobra Cabana

TheOtherCapnS - 2011-04-11
Step 1: Collect cobras.
Step 2: Remove their fangs so they can be used as breeding stock.
Step 3: Dump a bunch of them in a pit and let them fuck like love-crazed cobras.
Step 4: Collect cobra eggs. Incubate said eggs. Sell baby cobras
Step 5: Profit

Samisyosam - 2011-04-12
It's a cobra coop where carnal cobras commit congress. After conception, the clutch of cobra children are carried in the custody of the kindly caretaker to the cobra crib for conservation.

jangbones - 2011-04-06
That one cobra is a half second away from biting him the whole time.

I am going to call my father right now and thank him for sending me to college.
The Townleybomb - 2011-04-06
So does anybody speak Russian or whatever? It sounds like the camerawoman is kind of giving him a hard time.
SolRo - 2014-01-17
more or less

"are those eggs?"

"come over here look at the snakes"

"can I get one of the skins?"

"one of the skins for a present"

Robert DeNegro - 2011-04-06
0:42 He's drunk!
Vaidency - 2011-04-06
Well, would you go toss cobras around sober?

Johnny Madhouse - 2011-04-06
The shot of them all watching him with their hoods out is SO CUTE
augias - 2011-04-06
Are those eggs?
lieutenant halfabeef - 2011-04-06
They are. Apparently this is some kind of big cobra orgy.

rustedmutt - 2011-04-07
Never order an omelet in Cambodia.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-04-06
You don't see these guys screwing each over a goddamn percentage.
The Mothership - 2011-04-07
needs the nonchalance tag.
Repomancer - 2011-04-07
This right here is the sort of thing that God created PoETV for. Fucking Mondays. Dude probably has to do his before coffee break while he's still hung over from the weekend.
Konversekid - 2011-04-07
Job Requirements:

Good Hand Eye Coordination

Personal Discipline

Must be Ready to Fucking Die!
mashedtater - 2011-04-07
no dental

fedex - 2011-04-07
vision? what if theyre spitting cobras?

Ersatz - 2011-04-07
They do match into your 401(k) one-for-one to 10%, though.
Because they know you're not going to retire.

Pillager - 2011-04-07
@ tater,

Gum disease & tooth decay are the last of his worries....

American Standard - 2011-04-07
Jesus Christ, in flip-flops and everything.

Number one on the big, long list of videos to never show dumbshit 15-year-old boys rarin' to get bright ideas.
BHWW - 2011-04-07
He's rather casual about tossing those snakes.
Goofy Gorilla - 2011-04-07
"Do the snakes ever bite the handlers?"

"Oh, yes, all the time."

"Have you ever gotten bitten."

"No dummy, that's why I'm still the snake handler."

charmlessman - 2011-04-07
The secret is to throw them hard.

oddeye - 2011-04-07
I tossed a snake in front of a crowd of people once.
kingofthenothing - 2011-04-08
I once killed a snake with a baseball bat. It was quite bloody and mashed up when I was done with it. I don't know why, but some combination of teenage stupidity and inner prompting told me to put the dead snake on this one asshole's truck, so I did. I left the snake corpse to bake in the sun on the hood. I never saw that truck again.

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-04-07
Beats his old job.
The Great Mel Bay - 2011-04-08
In every way imaginable fuck that!, at least wear some boots or something...
Old_Zircon - 2015-11-03
Cobras are like tarantulas, you have to get them really pissed off before they try to attack rather than escape.



I still would do this no matter how immune to cobra venom I was.
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