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Desc:Well screw this job.
Category:Pets & Animals
Tags:Snake, Cobra, nightmare fuel, Also his balls are huge
Submitted:Chizmurder
Date:04/06/11
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Comment count is 36
notascientist
Jesus, needs a "Nightmare Fuel" tag.

B_Ko
That is the snake pissing-offest dude ever.
Colonel Cowlung
What is the purpose of a cobra pit? Why does he have a cobra pit?
Toenails
Where else are you gonna keep a shit-ton of Cobras?

Some sort of "Cobra Loft"? That's just insane, sir. Why would you even think of such a thing?

kingarthur
A Cobra Condo?

fedex
Cobra Cottage!

Syd Midnight
So you want to be a henchman...

charmlessman
Cobra Cabana

TheOtherCapnS
Step 1: Collect cobras.
Step 2: Remove their fangs so they can be used as breeding stock.
Step 3: Dump a bunch of them in a pit and let them fuck like love-crazed cobras.
Step 4: Collect cobra eggs. Incubate said eggs. Sell baby cobras
Step 5: Profit

Samisyosam
It's a cobra coop where carnal cobras commit congress. After conception, the clutch of cobra children are carried in the custody of the kindly caretaker to the cobra crib for conservation.

jangbones
That one cobra is a half second away from biting him the whole time.

I am going to call my father right now and thank him for sending me to college.
The Townleybomb
So does anybody speak Russian or whatever? It sounds like the camerawoman is kind of giving him a hard time.
SolRo
more or less

"are those eggs?"

"come over here look at the snakes"

"can I get one of the skins?"

"one of the skins for a present"

Robert DeNegro
0:42 He's drunk!
Vaidency
Well, would you go toss cobras around sober?

Johnny Madhouse
The shot of them all watching him with their hoods out is SO CUTE
augias
Are those eggs?
lieutenant halfabeef
They are. Apparently this is some kind of big cobra orgy.

rustedmutt
Never order an omelet in Cambodia.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
You don't see these guys screwing each over a goddamn percentage.
The Mothership
needs the nonchalance tag.
Repomancer
This right here is the sort of thing that God created PoETV for. Fucking Mondays. Dude probably has to do his before coffee break while he's still hung over from the weekend.
Konversekid
Job Requirements:

Good Hand Eye Coordination

Personal Discipline

Must be Ready to Fucking Die!
mashedtater
no dental

fedex
vision? what if theyre spitting cobras?

Ersatz
They do match into your 401(k) one-for-one to 10%, though.
Because they know you're not going to retire.

Pillager
@ tater,

Gum disease & tooth decay are the last of his worries....

American Standard
Jesus Christ, in flip-flops and everything.

Number one on the big, long list of videos to never show dumbshit 15-year-old boys rarin' to get bright ideas.
BHWW
He's rather casual about tossing those snakes.
Goofy Gorilla
"Do the snakes ever bite the handlers?"

"Oh, yes, all the time."

"Have you ever gotten bitten."

"No dummy, that's why I'm still the snake handler."

charmlessman
The secret is to throw them hard.

oddeye
I tossed a snake in front of a crowd of people once.
kingofthenothing
I once killed a snake with a baseball bat. It was quite bloody and mashed up when I was done with it. I don't know why, but some combination of teenage stupidity and inner prompting told me to put the dead snake on this one asshole's truck, so I did. I left the snake corpse to bake in the sun on the hood. I never saw that truck again.

Jet Bin Fever
Beats his old job.
The Great Mel Bay
In every way imaginable fuck that!, at least wear some boots or something...
Old_Zircon
Cobras are like tarantulas, you have to get them really pissed off before they try to attack rather than escape.



I still would do this no matter how immune to cobra venom I was.
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