Where else are you gonna keep a shit-ton of Cobras?

Some sort of "Cobra Loft"? That's just insane, sir. Why would you even think of such a thing?

A Cobra Condo?

Cobra Cottage!

So you want to be a henchman...

Cobra Cabana

Step 1: Collect cobras.
Step 2: Remove their fangs so they can be used as breeding stock.
Step 3: Dump a bunch of them in a pit and let them fuck like love-crazed cobras.
Step 4: Collect cobra eggs. Incubate said eggs. Sell baby cobras
Step 5: Profit

It's a cobra coop where carnal cobras commit congress. After conception, the clutch of cobra children are carried in the custody of the kindly caretaker to the cobra crib for conservation.

more or less

"are those eggs?"

"come over here look at the snakes"

"can I get one of the skins?"

"one of the skins for a present"

Well, would you go toss cobras around sober?

They are. Apparently this is some kind of big cobra orgy.

Never order an omelet in Cambodia.

no dental

vision? what if theyre spitting cobras?

They do match into your 401(k) one-for-one to 10%, though.
Because they know you're not going to retire.

@ tater,

Gum disease & tooth decay are the last of his worries....

"Do the snakes ever bite the handlers?"

"Oh, yes, all the time."

"Have you ever gotten bitten."

"No dummy, that's why I'm still the snake handler."

The secret is to throw them hard.

I once killed a snake with a baseball bat. It was quite bloody and mashed up when I was done with it. I don't know why, but some combination of teenage stupidity and inner prompting told me to put the dead snake on this one asshole's truck, so I did. I left the snake corpse to bake in the sun on the hood. I never saw that truck again.