I'm crying for him

At first I was like "well insurance will take care of it" and then I was like "oh . . . "

I forgot all about him, but that surprises me. I mean, how could I forget about his "keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you women" video?

Always insure your whip-game.

I admire his attitude towards the situation and hope that I will be able to emulate it the next time something outlandishly awful happens to me.

Man, that's weak. And that Classic Caprice was tricked.

They acci-dented onto me.