"Hey baby, no need to salt it, plenty of that later!"

WOULD

Blowjob & boner jokes aside, that was pretty amazing.

In bed.

You'd have to travel all the way to Williamsburg, Brooklyn for the next didgeridoo street performance.

I'd like to make a smarmily suggestive comment involving this woman, the act of fellatio and a penis, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HEH HEH HEH NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

I like how white girl from France is declared the "master" of an aboriginal instrument they've been "mastering" for centuries.

Oh, I almost missed being late to the party! Here are my two cents: "When she's done with that, I have something else for her to master."

I would fuck the shit out of that didgeridoo.