I hate football, but the announcers made me love this.

Break out the oreos!

i don't like football, but i do like commentators saying "oh darn" in a whiny voice

He done wet his britches

Funnier than King of the Hill. "Dadgum it, that'a way to go, Jeff Whitley."

OH MY GOSH NO

That is the saddest thing i have ever seen.

I was born in East Plano, and you have to admit that's kind of tragic. But still: oreos?

Fuck East Plano.

High school football is the original Serious Business.

Bwahahaha! That's what people get for being so hyped up over a stupid game.

I am confident that one of these announcers eventually committed suicide over this.

"I'm out of words, I'm just gonna let it happen."

Great job, Not East Plano!

William Stanaforth Donahue, your grandfather rode the boat over from Ireland...

SUCK IT, East Plano! Suck it long and suck it hard.

They just wanted to make it interesting.

Also, they wanted to raise their opponent's hopes before crushing them, and scattering their aspirations and dreams to the four winds.

"John Tyler! What is best in life?"

'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.'

BINGO BANGO BONGO

DAD-GUMMIT Thatta way to go Jeff Whitley!

5 for the last pip-squeaky "Oh, GARWSH!" @ 4:26.

to hell with garbage day, to hell with turtle rape, to tell with top that; this is the best video in the history of this website