"OH HI LANDER"

Chuckled until then. Then laughed ridiculous.

Oh, hi! Lander.

The Highlander was a documentary, and its events were filmed in real time.

She was remarkably average, I must agree.

I never could get into this faction of MST3k, their jokes seem a little too deliberately accessible. Joel Hodgeson and Trace Beaulieu always felt like they were making jokes for themselves and trusting that the audience could keep up and those who couldn't weren't the audience.

Did they make this Rifftrax solely to trick you into watching Highlander again and realizing how bad it is?

Is it wrong that this makes me want to watch Highlander again? Just... just one last time?

I wish they'd stay away from movies that I like, despite, or because of, the cheese factor.

Highlander isn't perfect, but it's still fucking rad.

Next they'll do the Last Dragon or the Crow. And I'll be like, wow, I had no idea those were B movies when I loved them all through childhood.

Or the Wraith. The Wraith, you'll remember, is pretty much the Crow, in high school, in the desert, with drag racers. In other words, the Wraith is pretty much the greatest film of all time. Fucking Rifftrax would nitpick and ruin it all over.

But I guess they can't do Star Wars anymore, because redlettermedia came along and was much too clever for them to compete with.

Nobody wants that...