That was the most fantastic thing i've seen today.

Okay, so the mustachioed gentlemen's delivery won me over. But more important is this:

What the hell is 'Playbill' making satirical Jersey Shore videos for? Does the Boston Philharmonic handbill's produce online videos with classical covers of 'Friday'? Do dog racing forms post clips of Greyhounds snapping at bubbles on reddit? Where does this fit into the business model?

These stars are for "work blows dick for skittles" and "mind condom."

these stars are for eveerrrrything

The haunting echoes of the past.

There's 4 more and they're all pretty great.

I had previously been reading them to my coworkers whilst doing an impression of Christopher Lee, but this is much, much better.

Perfectly believable human interaction.

Just a straight transcript? They couldn't even translate it into old tyme?

boo

I would actually probably watch an entire full-length series of this