Actually, god is perfect and exists outside of time, so he is incapable of changing or doing anythang nu. This kid would have been forced to recant this heretical rap on pain of death if this was the middle ages.
"Well, I've been dreading this day for 19 years, but it's finally come back to bite me. This is Michael Clancy from this video and although it makes me laugh and also cry to watch myself (and my awesome Hammer Pants and Wal-Mart pump shoes) I have to take it in good stride. What am I doing today? 1) I am an attorney; 2) I did stay a Chrisian (although I try not to rap about it anymore); and 3) I still like DC Talk. Please go easy on me or else I'll get picked up by Daniel Tosh!"
BTW the Capital Cities autotuned remix does a suprisingly good job of improving it.