What a stupid snake, doesn't know how to chew, EVOLVE SOME TEETH STUPID

GO AWAY PINK FACELESS SNAKES

THE IMPOSSIBLE FOOD BELONGS TO ME

And he shall strike thee on the ankle, and you shall smite him on the head; and ye shall attend reptilian hobbyist conventions, and ye shall take your snakes to public places inappropriately, and ye shall think this makes everyone believe you are riotously fun and slightly dangerous, but ye shall be wrong, for the serpent is not a good idea for a pet, no matter how much you might think it is. And lo, they shall make you smell like vinegar, and you won't know why.