It was tolerable way to waste a half-hour between better cartoon shows...definatly better than going outside.

This isn't

Extra-retard babies.

No Ant Hill Mob? What the hell's the point, then?

Cartoon Brew automatically adores anything that is either 40 years old, or a rehash of something that's 40 years old.

Conversely, if a cartoon does not meet these requirements, they will hate it to the very depths of their souls.

Apparently, the Ant Hill mob sleeps with the fishes.

Don't know who you're thinking of, but it's not Han Conreid.

At this point, Muttley must be about 300 in Dog Years.

Not only seriously bad parenting, but even worse construction methods.

I'd like to see what Professor Pat Pending has been up to lately. I'll bet he's got a really great iPhone. Except it's probably called an eyephone. Yes, I know Futurama already did that. I dunno maybe it a jPhone.

As someone who watched Wacky Races back in the days before even 10 year old kids were supposed to be hip and ironic, I found this to be pretty enjoyable, but not "too good" for the Cartoon Network.

"Don't know who you're thinking of, but it's not Han Conreid."

Wikipedia suggests it was Paul Winchell originally (and probably Jim Cummings in this).

The voice of the scientist sounds uncannily like Hans Conreid, regardless of who played him originally.

Oh The scientst? The bad guy who was plotting with Dick Dastardly? I thought you were talking about DD.

Okay, I wouldn't call it "uncanny", but I can hear an occasional resemblance.

This was done for Speed Racer. The results were... a movie that looks suspiciously like you are watching someone play a cross between mario kart and FZero, but not actually a movie.

The Speed Racer movie was a fever dream with high-budget effects.

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