I saw this movie 10 times when it came out.

You are alive when they start to eat you.

I say this to my girlfriend all the time.

Well, not, "Clever girl" so much as, "AAAAUUHHHHH!!!"

In the original screenplay, Muldoon said "Boy, that female velociraptor sure seems to have more going up here *points to his head* than I initially first assumed!" But it was changed the day of the shoot to cut some time from the movie.

never really made sense that muldoon died in the movie. he was the fucking expert on these things, and he falls into such an obvious trap? i loved the book when i was like 12, and in the book muldoon lives, kicking ass the whole way. also hammond is eaten automatically, which rules.

I have to give this 5 stars. I use "Clever girl." at least once a month.

I had a flamboyant and temperamental physics instructor from England. Picture a slightly effeminate Mister Belvedere teaching class in his slippers and a torn sweater. You've got the picture.

One day he'd throw a temper tantrum, the next he'd be awesome, making jokes and being a real character.

One time we had to do some ridiculous bullshit having to do with the probable asteroid strike that probably killed the dinosaurs. Calculate the velocity at impact given such and such information, or calculate the energy transfer upon impact, something like that.

He ran around the class screaming, "DINOSAUR FLAMBE! DINOSAUR FLAMBE!" in a cartoonish French accent.

Oh yeah, sometimes he'd randomly speak French or German. French to be cute, German to be angry.

Point is, I can't see a dinosaur now without thinking of him.

Basically the most memorable lines in a movie besides Dumb and Dumber.

"Hold on to your buts"
"Tiny variations in your..."
"When you gotta go you gotta go"
"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word"
"They remember..."
"And the only one whose on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer"
"Must go faster, must go faster" (which is also said by the same actor in the movie Independence Day, BTW)

etc.

It's weird how quotable this movie has become, but I ain't complaining.

"Nedry! Check the vending machines!"

This looked a lot better when I was 9... but I didn't get how great a line that is.