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Modern Angel - 2011-05-10

This was hypnotic.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-05-10

I think Dwayne Holloway blogged about a similiar experience when he visited Bill last summer.


charmlessman - 2011-05-10

The ocean was punishing her for wearing that bikini.


Pillager - 2011-05-11

I'm amazed it stayed on....


The Mothership - 2011-05-10

Such graceful creatures.


baleen - 2011-05-10

And to think that so many perish in the propellers of cruise ships.


spikestoyiu - 2011-05-10

It's incredible that sailors confused these creatures for mermaids.


James Woods - 2011-05-11

Luring sailors to shipwreck by singing and then swimming in front of the ship.


TeenerTot - 2011-05-10

Aaaand I'm on a diet.
Thanks, PoETV!


Mother_Puncher - 2011-05-10

She watches the Tyra Banks show to convince herself that it's all the faunt of men's psychology that she can't find a decent date.


kingofthenothing - 2011-05-10

around 1:30 she's like "man, this beach is kicking my ass."


Caminante Nocturno - 2011-05-10

How did she get into the ocean in the first place?


Longshot- - 2011-05-10

Well, you see... When a boy whale loves a girl whale, they have a little baby whale.

I really hope those kids push the poor thing back in before it's beached and unable to return to it's natural habitat.


minimalist - 2011-05-10

someone broke a bottle of champagne and


Killer Joe - 2011-05-10

Children can be hateful little bastards. Or like this. No in-betweens.


simon666 - 2011-05-10

It's always entertaining to see what kind of assumptions submitters make about they think they see in the video. A "drunk" woman, for instance.


spikestoyiu - 2011-05-10

Cool.


Dr Dim - 2011-05-11

What is he supposed to think? Someone left a disabled woman to roll around in the sea for a while?


simon666 - 2011-05-11

"Woman has difficulty exiting the surf" or some play on that, perhaps?

Saying she is drunk doesn't ad anything to the video. There is no reference to her being drunk on youtube page, and it's just not verifiable. Fatso is at least accurate. "Rarely filmed bikini whale caught beaching itself" would be ok. I mean, the possibilities are endless.

Saying the woman is drunk is as clever and skillful as saying "Are you crack?!" when some says something weird or unexpected.


glasseye - 2011-05-11

Oh come on. Given how much trouble she's having standing up and dealing with little waves she's got to be drunk on something.


delicatessen - 2011-05-11

DRUNK ON BUTTER


simon666 - 2011-05-11

OK, drunk on butter. I rescind my argument.


spikestoyiu - 2011-05-11

I hereby agree to consult the cleverly named simon666 next time I submit a video. Hopefully we can overcome our differences and collaborate on a far more "skillful" and accurate subject in order to his personal enjoyment. I am sorry if I jumped to the ludicrous conclusion that this woman, who is having a very difficult time walking away from waves that small children are frolicking in, may be drunk. Subjects such as "possibly intoxicated fatso" didn't seem as immediately catchy to me at the time.


ToucheTurtle - 2011-05-10

While her 60+% body fat buoyancy isn't helping, it looks to me like whatever chemical or disability that makes her unable to maintain balance is the problem here.

Not that she could stand to lose a few and pick her beach attire more appropriately but I've definitely seen fatter people walk in and out of the ocean without that level of failure.


hammsangwich - 2011-05-10

Free enema and annual fold wash.


duck&cover - 2011-05-10

The ocean is her rag-on-a-stick.


jangbones - 2011-05-10

I don't want to spoil what happens in this video

but a fat person is involved


urbanelf - 2011-05-11

No! Not the younglings!


poorwill - 2011-05-11

You have to put wet towels on her until the tide comes in again or she'll dry right up.


Rosebeekee - 2011-05-11

And it's gone.


craptacular - 2011-05-11

it's a damn shame, too. butter golems have a special place here on poetv


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-05-15

I missed it. :( Please someone resubmit this because it sounds like it was a gem.


Jet Bin Fever - 2011-05-17

bahhhhhh


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