Man, he is licking the hell out of those shoes.

Well that's definitely the place to do it.

One of my cats sometimes licks shoes. What I'm saying is that maybe he was bitten by a radioactive cat.

What the fuck is wrong with you? He's not good at this at all! He's just using the tip of his tongue, and short fast strokes like that don't give the saliva time to sink in. A lot of people who first get started in shoe-licking fall into the trap of thinking this is what to do if you need to improve your time, but it completely destroys quality while tiring you out early on, without really improving things much from a time standpoint. Not to mention how haphazardly he's doing it-- somebody really needs to tell him to start at the toe and end at the heel!

Well, I got exactly what I was promised out of this video. A man licking shoes on a subway.

This is like how frogs are brightly colored and rattle snakes make all that noise to let you know not to fuck with them.

Footalingus

I miss New York so much.

there must be something wrong with me! this is one of the few things here to make me lol, its the "he is pretty good at it" that cracks me up!

With all the cool things to do in new york all the time it's not surprising that this act of licking doesn't phase anyone else on the subway.

cringeworthy