The definitive smackdown to anyone questioning a man's sexuality.

Dale's dad was a gay rodeo cowboy.

I usually speak for gay rights, but I believe there need to be laws making the job of propane sales man heterosexual only. If we must we'll just put in a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy for them.

BWAHAHAHA. Damn, I do love this show. Especially now that my next door neighbor is the west coast version of Hank Hill. The guy is getting 'high' on lawn mowing right now...

Well now I know, sir, and this won't happen again. I promise.