"Leave me alone, Todd!"

"I'm not touching you."

"Stop it, Todd!"

"I'm not touching you."

"Stop! I mean it!"

"I'm not touching you."

"STOP!"

"I'm not touching you."

"CUT IT OUT, TODD!!"

"I'm not touching you."

"MOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"

"I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TO HIM!"

I bet they're delicious.

That one dik-dik sure is a dick.

(HA HA! Get it, because...)

swordfight!

Dik-diks! Closely related to giraffes, dik-diks are monogamous and mate for life. If you spot one dik-dik, its mate is likely only a few feet away. They mark their territory with numerous little dung piles, so they're probably not the best pets.
We saw dik-diks in Lake Manyara National Park, and those adorable little beasts were the second-most awesome thing we saw there, behind only the 5-minute baboon fight in some trees.

I love the tiny little forehead-crests they are furiously displaying.