Do you have a past marked by poor academic performance? You need to go back to school again, and man have we got some school to sell you!

And if that fails, there's always porn.

Well, until you do too much coke, then you won't get as many calls.

Finally sold my Song-Poem
Got some ideas in my brain dome
Now I make mad money in my PJ's
and never have to leave my glain home

i want a something-something connection blah derr joke about erections here somewhere heres 5 stars

My brother insisted that this girl was attractive every time this came on, as if that made up for how shitty and terrible this is.

Does she get embarrassed and shyly look away from the camera when she gets her degree or does she think she's better than me and that's her rolling her eyes at my lack of online-degree? It better be the former because I WILL find this bitch and rip out her cocky eyes and fill the holes with borax.

I thought everybody that didn't go to college just lied about going to college on job applications.

Just say you went for English. Nobody checks unless you are trying to be a surgeon or something. Seriously.